Cold Water [Kindle Edition]

Steven Hammond (Author)

Felton C. Wank views himself as lord and master of his squalid apartment which he shares with a transient woman named Alice. He suffers from delusions of grandeur, extreme social anxiety, and is obsessively proud of the size of his testicles. As he attempts to take his afternoon bath an unwanted knock falls upon his door and Felton’s world is turned upside down. Disclaimer: This story contains coarse language, adult themes, and mild violence.